Showing posts with label bar mitzvah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bar mitzvah. Show all posts

Monday, August 01, 2016

Zuckerberg- Facebook Moon Shot

It's been less than a week since Facebook's blowout quarter. Chief Executive Officer and Founder Mark Zuckerberg hasn't slept well since then. His problem is "What will I do next?".How about a direct world wide message to announce his plans for mankind? The technology exists. Jeff Bezos of Amazon has Blue Origin which will send and return space craft to the moon. Elon Musk of Tesla has SpaceX which can do similar feats.Mark could steal the spotlight from both those bigger than life moguls by literally going over their heads with a holographic moon shot. How about a ten minute sneak preview of Mark's vision of the future and where we might fit in projected on the next full moon? Zuckerberg could be costumed as the good shepherd. Like Jesus who was also Jewish Mark could communicate directly with his flock. It would be cost effective in terms of audience reach. It would expose virtual reality Oculus users to a shock of reality while not damaging sales. The stunt would cover two distinct markets.The promise of his bar mitzvah would be fulfilled and his mother would be proud.Check your calendar. Mark's face on the moon is coming with the next full moon shot.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Jesus Was Jewish

Jesus was born a Jew. He had a bar mitzvah which made him a "son of divine law". That along with his Jewish mothers brow beating about achieving success at any cost  were all the ingredients for him to make his way in the world. And the rest is history. He then went on to claim to be the son of god. Could it have been any other way? I mean a Jew claiming to be the son of god? I remember the hippies at the University of California in Berkeley. Many of the more righteous and also the more smelly were also Jewish. They claimed to know the truth of things and only through their guidance people would be freed from what bothers them. They were wrong also.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Mayor Bloomberg Wants More

One can take the kike out of his or her greedy culture in eastern Europe but one can't take the greedy culture out of the kike.

And so Mayor Bloomberg of New York City wants to roll back term limits in the City and spend a $100 million on another run for office. It's kind o' like he is reaching back for that expansive experience he felt at his bar mitzvah. Then he was told that he was a "son of divine law" and "chosen"for great things. Hey if laws have to be broken or ignored, Mike was on a "mission from god".

Mike needs peace more than another term as mayor. He should convert to another religion.